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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Blog Barf

Definition: noun. verb. The phenomena that occurs when one has sworn of all other forms of online social networking, but still feels the inexplicable (and highly unnecessary) need to blather ceaselessly into cyberspace. The result is an overload of senseless blog updates, posted in rapid succession on a Saturday night, when normal people are out relating to each other in real life.

Synonyms: Feed takeover, word vomit, facebook withdrawal, boredom.

Antonym: Real life, Post-desert, Melissa Tucker.

Example: "Sorry for the blog barf, friends. Maybe if Brittany would email me back, I would be sufficiently distracted to stop myself from hitting the 'publish post' button again."


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