Circe McDonald, you may be the only person to fully appreciate this.
I have the Ecuadorian version of Dominican University´s Dr. Momo as a professor for one of my classes. I´ve been saving some quotes to share with you. He and the class shall remain unnamed, just in case. Rest assured that his words are meant only for humor.
Parental Advisory - Some instances of strong language.
¨Say you have a boyfriend. He is a sonofab!tch. You still think you can change him, no?¨
" I don´t want to breastfeed my baby. My boobs will sag."
"Do you want to live forever?...No? ...So you wanna die."
"If your marriage is not consumed....¨
"There was no time for the human need to just sit down with the one you love and bullsh!t."
"I ran in Olympia. Where the atheletes run. So I made myself to think that I was running nude. Because they used to run nude.¨
The last one is one of the best! This is definitely close to the great Momo! I'll try to get some of his new quotes down for you.
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me smile Charlie B. I'm glad there are funny people in this world, good people in this world, and then good, funny people in this world.