Cinco Siete Cinco

World Civ. ran a little long last night...

My stomach is sick
battlefield on my insides
lots of gatorade

No more chicken, please
if I eat more meat I´ll cause
open rebellion

I feel sort of sick
who knows, maybe I´m dying
Shelby gets my door

[notice a theme yet?]

Spanish was cancelled
I fear this class is pointless
I should have stayed home

Dear stomach critters,
please up and die already
you are unwelcome

Microbes: rent is due
you should consider this your
evacuation notice

A senseless haiku
pop culture reference needed
so, ¨This is Sparta¨

My head is pounding
I think it´s a tumor
I watch too much House

All men are soldiers
women run government
Well, this is Sparta

[the lecture was on ancient Greece]

¨I´m going to start¨?!
It´s been forty five minutes
Dear stomach, hold on

I love my sister
even when she creeps on me
Facebook stalking, much?

Hana Casita
your name has five syllables
perfect for haikus

Paper is precious
It has so many uses
write, draw, fold, toss gum

Yo, preggo lady.
I think you´re beautiful
You know who you are.

Socrates, buddy
stop making people look dumb
they´ll kill you for it

[an ode to Plato]
My imprisoned soul
cannot reach full potential
locked in this classroom

[Laurel]
A little birdie
told me that you like haikus
let´s share some, shall we?

You argue a lot
it´s making my brain sleepy
Kum Bah Ya, my friends

You´ve said ¨Last¨ so much
I don´t want to raise false hope
in case you talk more